Welcome to our Terms of Service. We're glad you're here, and we hope you enjoy everything we have to offer.
By using our site, you agree to these terms. Don't worry, we're not asking for much. Just your eternal loyalty. Just kidding!
We respect your privacy. In fact, we don't even know who you are. We don't collect any data. We're probably the most private site you'll ever visit.
We may update our Terms of Service from time to time. But let's be honest, there's not much to update here.