Welcome to our Privacy Policy. You'll notice it's pretty empty here. That's because we don't collect any of your data. Nada. Zilch. Zero.
Personal information? What's that? We certainly wouldn't know because we don't collect any.
The only cookies we know are the ones we eat. Our website doesn't use them.
Third-party services may collect information about you, but not on our site. We're a no-data-collection zone.
We may update our Privacy Policy from time to time. But let's be honest, there's not much to update here.